CJ Woods III’s Story Archive

Cartwheels On The Lawn

October 26, 2023 | by CJ Woods III

From the American Cancer Society: In recent years, (breast cancer) incidence rates have increased by 0.5% per year. My youngest granddaughter spent some time with me recently while her mother ran errands. After completing some kindergarten homework — did kindergartners have homework in the 1950s? — Myah demanded that we … Read More

Midnight Music

October 19, 2023 | by CJ Woods III

From the American Cancer Society: In 2023, about 297,790 new cases of invasive breast cancer will be diagnosed in women. About 55,720 new cases of ductal carcinoma in situ (DCIS) will be diagnosed. About 43,700 women will die from breast cancer. The musical background to the late-night show that I … Read More

The Unique Factory

October 12, 2023 | by CJ Woods III

There are over 3.8 million breast cancer survivors in the United States. In Eau Claire Wisconsin, a quiet man is manufacturing nipples. That’s nipples, as in one of the features of the human torso. Years ago, one of my friends confided in me that of the many depressing aspects of … Read More

October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

October 5, 2023 | by CJ Woods III

A long-time friend told me recently that she had detected an anomaly in her breast; medical tests revealed that she had cancer, and she subsequently had a double mastectomy. She is recovering well and will soon began chemotherapy. Her breast cancer diagnosis and subsequent surgery is a reminder of how … Read More

Speaking of Language

September 28, 2023 | by CJ Woods III

The phone in my office rang, and I answered it, identifying the place as Household Finance. “May I speak to Mr. Woods?” the woman’s voice asked. “This is he,” I replied. The woman exclaimed, “Oh! Your mother must have been a fine woman, to teach you to speak so well!” … Read More